A tale of sharks, gods, cannibals, mad cows and endless love. — a sexy funny romance
Since bygone days, two ancient Pacific cannibal tribes have fought over which of their respective shark gods should rule the Seven Seas. Today, the 3000-year-old Melanesian war has reached the shores of the US.
‘Word on the street’ has it that the shark gods and their peckish followers are gearing up for a final, pay-per-view televised battle which will take place in Jamaica Bay, NY, on New Year’s Eve.\
Leading up to the match, Interpol agent Bernie ‘The God Whisperer’ Benedict and his paranormal crew are watching the body count stack up along US waterfronts.
(And Jesus still wants a date.)
Soon, our hero finds himself in dangerous waters as he becomes the ‘prize’ in an over-heated mating game between two powerful deities — the luscious, lustful, Fijian shark goddess, Dauna, and her friend, Artemis, the majestic,‘virgin’ goddess of the hunt and moon.
Join the merriment as our hero, Bernie, through divine whoopie, is transformed into Cupcaecius, a deified dead ringer for the debonair screen legend Cary Grant.
“Tell me you’re proud of me, darling. You’re looking at the first new god on Olympus in over five-thousand years!”
“Once again, Fred has created a world that makes you laugh, squirm (in a good way), and laugh some more. I LOVE it when wildly creative people can muster the attention span to create amusing and amazing worlds for readers to tune in to… and enjoy along with the author (you can tell he was having a blast while writing this).” ~ Amazon ReviewerCLICK HERE FOR A COOL BONUS!